Dear self:

Quit fuffling about on the internet and so some freaking laundry. Your office has been closed for a week, but when you return on Monday, you don't want your coworkers to think you spent that whole week in the same clothes. At the bottom of a ditch. Drunk. And fighting slime-monsters.

Dear self:

It is not a moral failing to Google "how to properly wrap a knee." You should be pleased that it has been long enough since the last time you had to do it that Google didn't even exist then.

Note to self: Orange juice with breakfast equals heartburn with lunch.

You know this. You have known it for years. Resist the urge to be stupid!

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